Pizza Man

I know I'm not really good with math but I know that $9.99 plus $9.99 and the cost of a 2 liter Coke does not equal $26.12. Am I right? Unless that Coke cost six bucks.

I ordered pizza tonight from I won't say where and when I called I asked about the special. They had a special pizza for $9.99 plus a two topping pizza for $9.99. So I ordered the special and another pizza and a 2 liter Coke. Then she told me it would be twenty six bucks. "OK" I said as I was trying to do the math in my head. I didn't ask how much the Coke was. So I hung the phone up and thought about it . . . they must add a fuel surcharge or something. Seems like a lot. Especially when you tip the delivery guy $3. So really the pizza ended up being $29. Good grief! That's not the best part. The best part is that my girls, ages 6 and 3, thought the pizza delivery dude was cute.

I know! I'm thinking the same thing "They are too young to think that". My 3 year old was the first to say something. Of course they were the first to the door when the door bell rang and my 3 year old opened the front door. I made it to the door as fast as I could so I could curb any questionable remarks from my kids. As I paid the guy, my kids did their best to get his attention which he gave by smiling and laughing at them as they swung on the front door and did somersaults over the back of the couch. When he left things got interesting. Here's how the conversation between my little girls went:

"I love that guy!" said A2 (who is three)
"Me too, he's cute!" replied A1
"Yeah, he's cute." A2 agreed
"Oh, he's so cute." A1 continued

And the conversation went on so I had to walk out of the room.

What!?!?! Did I just witness my kids having a conversation about a boy? Oh my, this is way too early for things like this to be happening. Really, A2 has already gotten in trouble for trying to kiss a boy at pre-school. These are babies, people! My kids are flirting with a pizza delivery guy and talking about how cute he is. Sometimes A1 will tell me about how she and a little boy at school will walk around the track that goes around the playground and talk at after school. I guess it could be worse . . . I'm sure it will get worse but I'm just not ready for this. I don't think I ever will be.